Spring Tub

All the ingredients were in place for a good Spring Break Wednesday afternoon tub:

• Radio, playing conservative crap…
• Shorts, just in case a neighbor drops by. (not likely…)
• Glasses, just in case the neighbor is cute.
• Hat, to protect my head if the sun comes out. (not likely…)
• Towel, just to keep the water off the hardwood floors.
• Phone, if I get a phone call. (not likely…)
• Cocktail, a necessity!
• Notepad, just in case I get an idea. (not likely…)