Mothers Day Flower

I went all out for Steph’s Mother’s Day tomorrow, today. After tying a big one on last night, after a generally shitty day, with my neighbor and nephew Brian, I got dressed and went grocery shopping with her!

Broulims was handing out free flowers to women that walked through the door and looked like they were probably mothers. How do they know? Anyway, Steph got this flower and I’m thinking phew, off the hook! Actually, I’m a good guy, I contributed to her airfare to Seattle this summer last night. Before I got drunk with Brian…

…and yes, we need a new screen door. I’m thinking of starting a gofundme page.