I was shutting down the house this morning before heading off to work, and I had a little incident. After turning off the light at the end of the hallway I got disoriented and walked right into the edge of a doorway. It almost knocked me out but I’m lucky it connected between my eyes and not over an eye socket.
It feels alright now, may leave a scar, but I have a company training session coming up on Saturday and I need a good story for my co-workers. When I see my snow-bunny buddy K-Dawg tomorrow I’m going to ask her what’s the best gnarly ski-stunt I could reference in, you know, hip ski-dude terms.
So, when people say “what happened to you?” I can tell them that I was doing a {insert ski-stunt term here} when I ran into a tree! Hey, the door frame used to be a tree…
The sad truth is I live ten miles from Grand Targhee and I can’t ski because the eight screws in my left ankle would pop loose and boot, ski and foot would get left behind.
Steph just pushed the cut together and put a butterfly bandage on it. Have I mentioned I hate Daylight Savings Time!
Updated phrase: I was huckin my meat off the backside when I pulled a Bono! (Thanks to K-Dawg and Sonny) Wow, sexual innuendo run amok :-)
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Sorry you got wounded this morning. That is a gnarly wound. I am glad you don’t have a headache anymore.
Huckin your meat off the backside….I have a helmet you can borrow next time. :) Take care of yourself!!
That’s what I was looking for, thanks K! and wearing a helmet around the house is not a bad idea ;-(
ouch that looks like it realy hurt. Carry a flashlight next time. Butterflies work well. They don’t hurt like sticthes.