Being a cat, especially in this household, is a pretty good life. You can soak up the sun in a temperature controlled environment and not venture outside unless you want to.
You don’t have to work, you have human servants to feed you, brush you and clean your litter-box, and you can sleep when and where you choose to.
If you get sick you’re taken to the doctor, get fixed up, and the humans pay for it! There are no other responsibilities except to purr when you’re being loved on…
If I re-incarnate, please let me be a Piper!
You may not get the loving owners like you and Steph, then what? You’re put out in the cold.
I know, very sad… Every cat should have a home like Piper’s.