A shipment from Amazon showed up for me today and Steph had no idea one was expected. She asked what was inside and I told her it was an automatic lubricating condom dispenser, a Spring Break special! It’s a much needed accessory to accommodate my lifestyle since I’m heading to Lake Havasu shortly, and it comes with a quick removal device!
Thank god it was just a single cup coffee dispenser with a seatbelt cutter, or I wouldn’t be getting dinner tonight :-)
