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There’s nothing like staying in your pajamas all day, watching football out of the corner of your eye, while writing code. Know what I mean? Ok, maybe not the code part. I don’t know anybody here that does what I do. They all ski, bike, hike, hunt and fish. I code…

WordPress is the most popular blogging software in the world. I’ve taken a WP core implementation and modified it into this blog, using code techniques I’ve developed over the last 45 years. Photos are stored on my unlimited Flickr pro account.

I asked Steph today if she checks the News option. She said “No, I don’t click up there“. Man, if you can’t get your partner to check out your code, who will? So, here’s a quick summary of the menu above. Click away, you won’t break it…

The Menu:
  • Home
    • Moves you to the top of the blog, showing the most current post.
  • About
    • Shows you a shirtless picture of me, and provides some background info.
  • Contact
    • Gives you an email link to contact me, and provides links for your feed reader.
  • Archives
    • A cool drop-down entity, giving you access to All Posts by Date.
  • Posts
    • Shows All Posts by Category.
  • Popular
    • A sorted list of Posts that have the most Comments.
  • Comments
    • All Comments, sorted by the most recent.
  • Photos
    • All Photo Sets, presented alphabetically. Click on a Title to show the set.
  • Videos
    • I’ve got videos stored on Flickr and YouTube. They’re all here, please enjoy…
  • Weather
    • Shows the current weather for Teton Valley, with current radar maps of the U.S.
  • Local
    • Local news from the valley and over the hill.
  • News
    • Current news from Google and NPR, followed by the Doonesbury comic strip.
  • Maps
    • My map applications, focused on Teton Valley…
  • Sites
    • A summary of my other websites…
  • Sandbox
    • My PHP testing ground. Before I go live with code, I test it here.
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Rail Lid Snow

When deck rail snow, meets hot tub lid snow, it’s an interaction that spells winter…

SlideShow (Rail Lid Snow)

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Twilight Vector

Bus Driver Jim encounters the Twilight Zone.

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Alphabet Backwards

Reciting the alphabet backwards is an excellent skill if you get pulled over by the cops, and they want you to recite the alphabet. Just ask the question forward or backward?

If you can do it backward, they will probably just laugh and say have a nice day. ʘ‿ʘ

Click the Song icon to toggle sound On and Off. Click Play Again ↑ to replay it.

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Friday Art

Winding down into the weekend, looking forward to snow, and then not looking forward to more snow. Fall is over, so let the snow pictures begin shortly…

Being respectful of a fairly decent Fall, here’s a couple of photos that I turned into art:

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Auto Magic

Riley’s latest project: 55 hours labor, 15 hours painting, plus parts and materials.
Insurance cost? Doesn’t matter to me, as long as my boy gets paid what he’s worth!

SlideShow (Auto Magic)

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Mystery Man

I was parked in the Driggs Mormon Church parking lot yesterday (a regular hangout), at 1500, waiting to pick up Carol and the Gang, and then call it a day.

It was cold, snowing, and the kids were making their way home from school. I spotted this guy hanging out in the park across from the church, walking around a tree trying to stay warm. I was concerned so I took this picture from a window on my bus.

What looked like a backpack from a distance, turned out to have a wheel on it. Maybe there was a good reason for this guy to be there, but in case there wasn’t, I called the sheriffs department and gave them a heads-up.

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Ammal

Ammal was chewing on grass today, as he does every day, on Packsaddle Rd off Hwy 33.
I slid up next to his fence to take some shots, and he developed some attitude.

First off, he spit his grass out and snarled at me!
Then he stuck his tongue out…
And then he just calmly stared me down, until I split.

SlideShow (Ammal)

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Ducky The Goose

I have a customer living out in the Tetonia sticks, that I’ve been transporting for years. She’s part of a great family and they have the typical menagerie of animals on their nice spread of land. A horse, dogs, a cat I think, and a goose named Ducky.

The younger daughter Molly found an abandoned bird on the Teton River this spring, at the Packsaddle bridge. It was yellow and scruffy, and they brought it home of course. Mom called it Ducky because it, well, looked like a duck.

As it grew older it started becoming too homely to be a duck, and it turned out to be a goose (of unknown sex…) that is now a member of the family. Pretty cool :-)

SlideShow (Ducky)
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Art Box Winners

I couldn’t make it to the Art Box awards event last night at MerLo. So, I’ve been scanning the local sites to see who won. It’s 2:30 in the afternoon, and nothing yet…

I just called Claire Vitucci, who did the “# 7 – Seasons of Teton Valley” art box behind Teton County Title (one of my favorites…), and she told me who won, and who placed.

So, as the first local electronic entity to announce the winners, here you go:

First Place:


4 – Outhouse – Teri Furniss

Second Place:


8 – Folk Art Animals – Jane and Hannah Linville

Third Place:


3 – Birds of the Seasons – Helen Miller

Bus Driver Jim’s First Runner-Up:


7 – Seasons of Teton Valley – Claire Vitucci

Bus Driver Jim’s Last Runner-Up:


5 – Swans – Julia Hibbert

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Welcome Signs

Once you cross over into Idaho from the South via Jackson Hole, you’re welcomed into Teton Valley with a sign, then Victor, Driggs and Tetonia present their own welcome signs.

If your coming in from the North via the dry farms, you get a similar welcome.

I had the day off today, so I started near the Teton Pass and shot both South and North signs for each place, as I proceeded from one end of the valley to the other.

(1) Valley welcome, South of Victor.
(2) Victor welcome, South.
(3) Victor welcome, North.
(4) Driggs welcome, South.
(5) Driggs welcome, North.
(6) Tetonia welcome, South.
(7) Tetonia welcome, North.
(8) Valley welcome, North of Tetonia.
SlideShow (Welcome Signs)

Here’s a Map!

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Homeless

Riley and I were homeless for a while, when he was just a little guy. We lived in a cardboard box, on a friends back porch, in Kent, WA.

Life was hard but we were pretty happy, we had each other. That bond carries on today…

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Hardwood

Steph interviewed for the job of Office Manager, at Tolbert’s Hardwood Flooring, almost 3 years ago. The first question Kelly Tolbert asked was Do you know QuickBooks? Steph told him she has an accounting degree, and yes, she knows QuickBooks very well.

Then he said, We often need to have documents notarized… Steph said she became a Notary Public while working at the Teton Valley News.

Kelly then laughed and said What if a truck load of wood arrived, could you operate the forklift? Steph replied that she was a certified operator and drove a forklift for five years at the Johnson Controls warehouse in Lakewood, WA.

Steph’s convinced that she got that job because of her skills, but I think it’s because she drove my cool old truck Jack, to the interview.

Sadly, Tolberts is having their “Going Out Of Business Sale” tomorrow. It’s been a good ride for Kelly and Rhonda. Laid a lot of wood and employed a bunch of people. If you’re in the neighborhood, drop by. It’s right across the street from MD Nursery.

SlideShow (Hardwood)

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Phone Booth

This shell of an old phone booth is wrapped up in the bushes next to the Bunkhouse. It brings back memories of a time when these upright communication devices were an important part of our lives. You could even sleep in them if you had to!

Back in 1966, Crazy Louie and I hitch-hiked down to Ensenada Mexico, to drink. The guy that gave us the ride from Tijuana ended up kidnapping Louie, took him back into the States, raped him, and then dumped him off on a beach in Santa Monica.

I searched for Louie that entire day and finally hitched back to the States myself. Louie traveled for a couple days, sleeping in phone booths. In one of the most bizarre coincidences of my life, I found Louie in a city park in Long Beach three days later. He was sitting on a bench with his head in his hands and a guy with a long white beard was standing over him.

He told me later that he was sitting there in a hopeless state, tired and hungry, when this old guy walked up and asked him what was wrong. Louie told him he was trying to find me, and the guy told him to pray about it. Meanwhile, I was in the same park, taking a nap on the grass. When I got up I went to the center of the park, instead of continuing down the main street, and there was Louie and the old man.

Louie was a touch on the slow side and I don’t think he would have survived if I hadn’t found him. We made it back intact to our hometown of Paradise, CA, and Louie became quite religious. Me? I just kept traveling…

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