My buddy Rod is feeling depressed and he sent me this email:
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, when Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Congress has stolen our shovels, taxed our asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, multiple wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc… I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…
We are really in trouble!
OMG what is really going on.
This pretty much nails it!