Fancy Graves

I picked a good place to come to die. They do it up right around here, engravings on the stones, fancy things in front, tons of flowers! I’ve often said I don’t want to get burned, but I have no family here that would spring for something like this, so I’ll just settle for a rock over my buried naked body in the paupers field that has BusDriverJim written on it with a black marker pen. Consider this my official burial request.

Live stupidly, die old, and have a good looking corpse…

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