Drug Free

I just thought I would ramble a little bit tonight about my life style. I’m 68 and the only drug I consume is vodka in the evening. I take no illegal drugs, no pharmaceutical drugs, and the last pill that made it down my throat was an Advil last winter when I had the flu.

I find it fascinating how my fellow Americans have fallen into this myth that doctors and pharmacy companies have the cure to make us better. What a crock, they’re killing us!

I have taken it upon myself to manage my own health by eating grains, fruit, cayenne smoothies and free range meat. The only doctors I see are the ones that re-up my DOT physical every two years so I can drive the bus and all they do is press their finger up against my testicles while I cough in some ritualistic act with a plastic glove. Sigh…

The bottom line is, I’m off the medical grid. I’ve got some aches and pains, my left elbow is arthritic and my right knee has trouble getting up stairs but hey, I’m old!

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