My Roommate

My roommate is an alien. She hides her grotesque features with a mask and lights flash out of her head. Strange words also come out of her mouth.

Just now she said My little baby is asleep in my butt hole! Really?

It turns out she was referring to Piper cat asleep in the depression her butt made in the spare bed where she’s been sleeping to avoid my germs.

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One Response to My Roommate

  1. Betty says:

    My daughter does have a way with the words or phrases. She’ll find a funny bone you didn’t know you had. You got to love a funny girl.

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