There are three mysterious containers sitting in the back lot of our National Guard Armory and rumors are circulating like crazy as to their contents.
The most common theory is weapons, from handguns to rocket launchers, but no one knows if they’re here to protect us, or to attack us. The Armory needs to come clean!
Drones, maybe?
Come on now you know they are new recurets waiting to get trained. They always put things on hold.
Makes me go hmmmmm! I wonder?
Maybe. You would like to think that your local National Guard is here to help you in an emergency (i.e. Yellowstone blowing up!) but they are the government after all… I think if I walked in and asked what’s in the containers I’d be put on a Homeland Security watchlist. Not good for the local bus driver.
Yea, but what are they holding?
Makes me go motorboating! You think?